Filler
I bought a single “Kraft Snackables String Cheese” today at the grocery store. As I was munching on it I saw the following WARNING label on the package, “Safety First! Open the wrapper with your hands, not your teeth.” I mean…really? What is the worst that is going to happen if you use your teeth? It’s cheese, people. I think they just had white space they had to fill in and this was the best they could come up with. Sad, so very sad.